Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis

Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram

by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018

skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!

Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"

by visionary9000 October 21, 2019

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.

He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020