Poon

A jerk, putz or schmuck, but literally a smelly unwashed vagina.

Damn that guy is a real poon. Look at him riding his bike on the sidewalk and he almost ran over that little girl. Such a poon why can't he ride it on the street with the cars like a real man?

by bug_jones July 30, 2010

Poon Tang

A girls Pootie

a slang term for a pootie, hopefully no gets any purple poon

by Yot March 18, 2003

Poon

Poon: Someone who is a poon, is someone that likes to get pooned. To be pooned is to be drunk and out of control. More info at www.poonroom.com

You are such a poon! You have been pooned everyday this week.

by Steve October 31, 2004

Poco

fat kid who's name cannnot be menchined (dave capper)and is a paedo hu fancies girls (and boys) younger than him. even ones he is 2 fat to have a chance with. also see Chode.

Poco, do ya wanna play grab the flab?

you fuckin dickhead im gonna kill u cos u sucked off me boyfriend your a right chodey dochey poco u nob jockey.

by chode slayer December 12, 2003

poonai

Arse

All i want is Poonai from that girl

by Dustin February 2, 2003

poon

kill: often used while playing halo or other various games of the sort. also in games of competitive nature such as football and wrestling.

1. i'll poon you, you noob

2.we'll poon those noobs

by Cole January 20, 2005

poon juice

intercourse between a man and a woman

guy-"mabey tonight you can mix yo poontang with ma poon berries and we can make sweet sweet poon juice."
girl-"ok"

by molly kay April 27, 2006