Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!

Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty

by Missa582 February 12, 2021

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

patrick opiola

The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.

We could all benefit from trying to emulate Patrick Opiola.

by Epōdōs February 27, 2021

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...

Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!

by SirLoganic March 20, 2021