Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person
Girl 1# I hate my life
Girl 2# have you meet Patrick
3 month later
Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick
Girl 2# have you meet Patrick
3 month later
Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick
by Lover 123456789 February 18, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day
He a Patrick
by Firewood345 May 14, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.
Why is she crying?
Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
by Tuffemaverick January 6, 2022
Get the Patrick star syndromemug. by KKIIKK April 29, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. by Bpete December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.
“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
Get the St Patrick’s Daymug.