Toast

A piece of bread that you put in the toaster and it goes crispy, golden brown colour and it makes a crunch when you bite into it. You can add all sorts of things on your toast, like Nutella, Vegimite any flavoured Jam, and all sorts of other toppings. Even stack it up with MORE toast! That’s even CRUNCHIER!

Character 1: That toast looks delicious :)
Character 2: Well if you’d wish to, go try some!
Character 1: Sure thing :D
Character 2: :)

by TheToastOfAnything August 27, 2020

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

Toast

Something that starts out soft, but when it gets hot, it gets hard. (Even better when buttered).

Arian: Gosh, I really hope Alicia sits on my toast tonight.

Alicia: Hmmm..maybe I'll butter Arian's toast tonight.

by Juice Layer November 21, 2009

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

TOAST

used instead of the phrase " that's what she said".

chris: did you go fishing today?

dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!

chris: TOAST!!

by Alisha4-H August 20, 2008