piss-ant

A person who is considered to be of below average intelligence who does things to follow the majority. Typically thought of as being unable to think or make decisions for themself, they resort to doing things because someone told them to.
"Mike is such a piss ant. He only likes that because mommy and daddy do."
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.
Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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ass piss

Bartender, can I order a bottle of Ass Piss?
by RedBlade7 April 01, 2008
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skunk piss

Any low quality, generic, substandard, crappy tasting, lousy beer or booze.
Frank threw a party last weekend. It was a good time except for the skunk piss the bartender was serving. I got all pissed up at the party and got even with him. First I did an upper deck in his john, then I did a Cleveland Rewind and on my way out, I did a technicolor yawn on his living room floor. Frank is such an idiot!
by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006
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Coffee Piss

That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.
"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."
by Sir Bryan of Smack December 07, 2009
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piss-ass

inferior or mediocre in comparison to previous examples or other instances
"This tool has a piss-ass design compared to the 2005 model"
by TommyShawFan1234 March 04, 2007
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Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.
John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind
by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014
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