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Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).
- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.
by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021
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Main Character Syndrome

A condition where people assume the world revolves around them and nobody else.
"Ugh, I can't have a single conversation with somebody without Jeff butting in and making it about him."

"He's got a classic case of Main Character Syndrome."
by mathewjp6 May 24, 2023
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Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.
“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”
by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021
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Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS

A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.
“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
Unfortunately
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
by Fml____6 April 10, 2023
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Maine

Jesus dude.. Maine is at it again.. being a simp..
by thatusernamehasalreadybeentake October 30, 2020
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Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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railing the main vain

Snorting a white powdery substance off a fully torqued penis
did you hear about Leslie!? last weekend she was railing the main vain on a cruise ship and now shes married to a 65 year old millionaire.
by Jerry Himself August 2, 2017
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