your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

Your mom

Your female family member who have birth to you and that I’m doing her in the bedroom next to you.

I just did your mom last night. She was to good.

by Luv69 June 22, 2018

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Soccer mom

Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.

“I just realized I’m a soccer mom” , “you look like a soccer mom”

by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018

Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020