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Super Straight

A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.
Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?
by Skonk190 September 7, 2021
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Straight Skittles

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019
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straight dawg

A Savage someone who is considered really good at what they do and how they do it.
Bo Jackson was a straight dawg before his injury.
by Monstermaszh December 11, 2017
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Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...
by anonymous March 23, 2021
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Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
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Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.
Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.
by Kren Markland July 18, 2021
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straight bullsheeeet

the opposite of straight shooter. one who thinks they can bullsheeeet their way out of things
by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018
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