small salt

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.

Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.

by small salt May 9, 2018

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.

She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.

by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

salts

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”

by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023

Salt

When something is fire fire, awesome and cool

This donut is salt bruh

by Digglerbits April 24, 2024

Gay salt

Sugar just sugar

My dad loves gay salt so much he even puts it up his nose!

by Bbg_central November 22, 2025