myspace slang

Used by coneited scene sluts, myspace whores, emo people, etc.

Using myspace slang makes me look scene!

I don't care what you think... STFU (shut the fuck up)
Don't add me if you're not going to comment me.kthnxbye. (kay thanks bye)
don't talk to me in flippy caps (LyK DyS)
I'm good, hbu (how bout you)
I heart you, I <3 you (casual way of saying "I love you")
note: multiple 3's can be used for added effect (<3333) or <321, <3456789, <1+2, etc.
Your hair is the sex (very cool)
tha'ts uber cool. (very)

by <3333 October 23, 2005

Team Mystic

Team Mystic also know as Team blue to those who cant remember the names is one of the 3 team out can pick when you reach level 5 in Pokemon go.

Its leader is Blanche. Its mascot is Articuno. The teams all about evolving and unlocking its secrets. The team is know to be cool and collected that usually takes a logical and academic approach on life. You don't have to be that way to join though team Mystic is open to all and will alwase share a helping hand

Hey look you reached level five what team are you going to pick

Team Mystic I heard they were really good

by LunaDaPimp July 14, 2016

mystery meat

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 7, 2005

myspacing

The act of spacing out on myspace, ultilmately resulting in myspacestalking.

My sister was looking up a friend on myspace and then totally ended up myspacing for the next 2 hours.

by the princess lolli October 2, 2005

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007

brooke myself

the act of fucking yourself...but censored

"i brooke myself allllllllllll the time."

"every time i brooke myself, someone catches me!"

by b-rock26 October 10, 2008