mousetrap sex

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.

Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!

by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

by Lil B253 August 23, 2017

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

Mousefitti

Mousefitti: Noun Contanction of Mouse (computer's) + Graffitti. Action and effect of mousefitti a website / any computer supported visual content with a communication piece ( wording, a draw, a decoration) wich will be visible to the page owner but not so for any visitor ( including you) unless using appropiate software. This was developed by/for a person with no social network identity as an effective alternative to interact with the page visited w/out log in or registration. It was NOT intendedto be outrunned, hienaized or similar sanitized named actions, it was intended to be used by /for 'good persons' for good deeds in the www who expects nothing but chivalry from their fellow netizens.

Had no time to log in so I did mousefitti on the selected articles.
Mousefitti-ing can be done on the go, don't need any special tools or software.

by The Sumo December 8, 2017

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018