Mom-Sick

When you're in a situation where you have to be away from your mother for an extended period of time and you really miss having your mom around you.

Tina's mom has to go to Mexico alone for a while and she's already feeling super mom-sick

by Animegamer750 May 27, 2020

Mom Socket

Simply put, a vagina.

Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.

by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021

Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019

Soccer mom

Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.

“I just realized I’m a soccer mom” , “you look like a soccer mom”

by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018

Dameons mom

gone....

where is dameons mom?
she left and never came back. At least black people dont have that problem

by JJDOGG69 November 23, 2021

Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018