A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
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I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus
by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011
Get the Mexican Yodel mug.A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
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Get the Mexican rice mug.A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels
“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
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