meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Bracelet

Another word for vagina.

Girl, your meat bracelet is worn out!

by Mity J October 19, 2006

meat boot

1. An act in which a work boot (preferably heavily worn) is filled with rancid meat and beer, then poured down a person's ass crack into another person's mouth.

2. The boot used in the above act.

Gary made the pledges to the meat boot; now they all have intestinal parasites!

by tooklongenough August 22, 2008

help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.

When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.

by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015

meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

Meat man

A great superhero who gives others multiple stacks of meat then leaves

"Thank you for this blessing Meat man" -KittenJedi

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021