meat boot

1. An act in which a work boot (preferably heavily worn) is filled with rancid meat and beer, then poured down a person's ass crack into another person's mouth.

2. The boot used in the above act.

Gary made the pledges to the meat boot; now they all have intestinal parasites!

by tooklongenough July 27, 2008

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough May 24, 2012