Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.
by Jj2096 November 24, 2021

Martin is a cute guy. He love fanfics and nerdy nerd stuff. He can talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His hair is light brown and his eyes are green like the inside of a cucumber.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
by sir poofy July 11, 2022

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.
by Amber kay December 28, 2019

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
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