Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018

Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

by Emily-T July 10, 2018

Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.

"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018

yur mum

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds

You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world

by 1 like=1 v-buck giveaway July 25, 2018