Parkmore Lunch

A period of time totaling and hour and a half

"What time will you get here?"
"I'll be there in a Parkmore lunch"

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Lunch Leg

The act of bouncing your leg up and down while seated thus looking like a teenage boy in the school cafeteria.

Look at Steve. He’s making the couch shake with that lunch leg.

by ESE Diva October 10, 2019

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Lessing's Lunch

A lunch that is way too expensive and feels like a scam.

He got scammed with that Lessing's Lunch

by Crotch Cannon May 16, 2025

pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.

Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!

by mgdu October 19, 2022

catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014

Lash Tech Lunch

A small meal consisting of energy drinks/coffee and snack food, while actively avoiding larger meals due to poor time management.

My day is so full, can you please bring a chocolate to your appointment? Looks like I’ll be having a Lash Tech Lunch today.

by FBALA July 29, 2022