Davy Jones Locker Knocker

Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats

Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.

by Tartarus May 23, 2022

Lock

To End A Relationship


Used Mainly By Youths In London

Millie: You Gonna Lock It With Him Then

Suzy: Yeah I FInk So

by Hollziiee February 23, 2009

lockdizzle

1)pimp
2)owner of zero and enigma

kre, dan, sam, and crash

by fook urmom May 13, 2005

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

Lacko

The term lacko is an abbreviation for the longer phrase "lack of nuts" suggesting a man of low testosterone, filled with angst, and generally lacking in most social categories. A lacko is known to lack frequently causing his friends to continually promote benevolent but powerful pranks upon him, in order to keep his lacking in check. The term is thought to have originated from a pool game involving several friends, in which the lacko of the group loudly exclaimed "I've got the small ones!" intending to refer to the pool balls, but subconciously referring to his own nuts.

Dude, did you hear from Lacko?

Naw man, he's really lacking today...

Yep, he sure does lack.

by Danzius Deathbringer February 5, 2010

Lackofcocksis

Lackofcocksis is a disease that is commonly found in women that are married for more then 5 years. It typically causes irritableness, stress, constipation, rage, and the desire to conflict pain on a spouse or individuals within proximity.

My wife almost ripped my head off this morning for no apparent reason, I think she has a bad case of Lackofcocksis.

by nigspicnet March 9, 2011

Lockdown

Lockdown is a fierce cybertronian that isn’t an autobot, nor a decepticon. He is a hunter with his own crew and was trying to capture Optimus prime and to bring him to his creators. Lockdown was sliced in half by Optimus Prime in AoE.

Lockdown: “This is my fight!”
Lockdown: “And you’re all going to die”

by Mightshutdown March 13, 2020