loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 04, 2020
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smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.
when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load
by martin j. saunters March 13, 2017
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Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.
I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn video to continue playing.
by Urbanverban July 12, 2021
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smyess load

(sm-yes) n. an overly decorated or exaggerated person, place, or thing;
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
Dude...either take off the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the chain wallet, the watch, the belt buckle, the sunglasses, or the hat, because you are totally smyess loading it.
by Tsnake250 December 06, 2007
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load runner

A Superhero Extraordinnaire load runner is
by Charlie Chucklebutty May 15, 2008
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Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.
I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.
by m00ny November 07, 2019
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