crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.

Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020

Air Lion

Means to commit multiple air balls.

Based on a NBA 2k created player, who plays for the Las Vegas Hypes team.

We lost the game because he air lioned the freethrows.

by Lebron the King James May 22, 2020

The Lion King

The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"

"Hey man did you hear about what happened to Eric?"

"No, why?"

"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"

"Wtf bro?"

by The Wombat69 May 25, 2020

The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"

"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."

by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020

Mountain Lion

An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML

Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business

by Sir. B September 10, 2020

Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King

by Master of chi January 5, 2021