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A very small and lazy person- "famous" on tiktok and loves Mandela catalogue. Fucking hates their friends and loves his boyfriend<3
jonahmarshallpfp hit 1000 followers on tiktok!

Cool.. Don't care.
by Jonahnotlikable June 9, 2022
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Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jonah

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck
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Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.
Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !
by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022
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jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
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Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here
*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:
by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022
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