The best place in America. There is a lot to say about New Jersey, some good, some bad. We are the most stereotyped state, stereotypes that are so untrue it's pathetic.
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always will be, the best
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always will be, the best
by AirGordon June 12, 2013
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Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."
Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"
Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"
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A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.
After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...
by econobiker June 27, 2008
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We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.
We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.
Douchebag from New Jersey: "Nah, Jersey's fucking great. Represent! We got 7-11's and, uh... I think Kevin Smith was born here! It's just jelly New Yorkers who hate us! We're fucking kings!"
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."
by TaxiFred June 16, 2017
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Home to some of the most dangerous overall cities in the country: Newark, Camden, Trenton, Paterson, etc.
Any so-called culture the state has is the SAME EXACT thing as NY's and Philly's..
Not all of it is industrialized, but mostly suburban. There is very little natural beauty left, though.
There's a shore? YAY!!!! No other states have that, right?? Gimme a break.
Yes, there is no school on Jewish holidays. Just goes to show how annoyingly liberal the state is.
The difference between NY and NJ? NJ is in the way.
Home to some of the most dangerous overall cities in the country: Newark, Camden, Trenton, Paterson, etc.
Any so-called culture the state has is the SAME EXACT thing as NY's and Philly's..
Not all of it is industrialized, but mostly suburban. There is very little natural beauty left, though.
There's a shore? YAY!!!! No other states have that, right?? Gimme a break.
Yes, there is no school on Jewish holidays. Just goes to show how annoyingly liberal the state is.
The difference between NY and NJ? NJ is in the way.
The people of New Jersey love to think they're hot shit, when really they're full of it. And yes, I can say that, because I've lived here all my life.
by StayAwayFromNewJersey December 24, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.Hi- I have been living in New Jersey for nearly 11 years now-yeah, thats alot. I am going to give you everything, because i believe you should really be informed of what this place is about. Before i do so, i think you should know something about me. My life/family is interesting, we travel out alot, ive been to almost every state in the country, and many countries too. I have seen the world alot, more than most average people my age. Not to brag or anything, but its true. Ive been to Asia, Europe, etc.
Now New Jersey as a PLACE doesnt have much to offer. My parents always say that they think the "quality of life" has decreased greatly since they moved to New Jersey. So yes, New Jerseyians are sort of missing out on life. It is true. a good mall is basically out of state (from where i live..which is the central). On top of that, NOTHING is within walking distance. There is nothing to do in New Jersey, except maybe go to Six Flags in the summer, which is not to mention i think the best in America. Thats all we have honestly.
But this is not what really BUGS me about New Jersey. What really truely BUGS me are the people here. A lot of the people havent been anywhere out of state, which means the only thing theyve seen in their life is the garbage that New Jersey has to offer. On top of that, people are really rude. New Jersey is the most "in da hood" state ever! We got Newark, Camden, Jersey City...ect.
I am currently in High School, so i will give you a few examples of Jersey kids IN SCHOOL.
The people in my school really deserve to have a movie. If i wrote a book about them it would probably be a bestseller. You CANNOT find people like this anywhere else. They are very stupid, rude, and immature. They fight over bottle caps, gum, and curse at teachers. And what do the Jersey teachers do? They dont do anything and say "Oh, thats not very nice of you!"
For the most part they actually ENJOY the nonsense. They find it very entertaining...well who wouldnt?
On top of that they act really weird and thats cuz most of them are REALLY missing out on life. You will hear stupid dumbass comments like "that house is REALLY BLUE!!" and people will talk about it for quite a while.
Lunch periods in Jersey school goes like this:
girl: OH MY GOD do you like kuwala bears?
girl 2: OMG YES!!
they talk about it for the longest time.
Random people in lunchrooms make alot of noise, throw milk on the floor and at people, and scream random shit like "BAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" at random people.
You would think with all the teachers there for "supervision" things would change. Sadly, they havnt. This also represents greatly the politics of New Jersey itself.
This just comes to show the quality of the people that linger in this place. People also have NOOO MANNERS. You'll be walking, and a group of kids who THINK they are ghetto will "accidentally" bump into you becuase they have no presence of space and then instead of saying sorry, they will BURST OUT laughing and continue for 5 minutes. The sadness continues unfortunately...
People dont know how to behave, and are racist as HELL. On a bus there will be one mexican guy, and he will start yelling at the driver for no reason at all. The driver (in this scenario is asian..this is a real experience btw) and he will make ome SMALL driving mistake. So the mexican dude will be screaming "FUCK YOUUU!!! YOU CANT DRIVE!!!! CHING CHANG CHONG go back to china!!!" and will continue on. this is a school bus btw...
The point is people have no respect for one another in New Jersey, and talk REALLY FAST u cant understand a SHIT of what they are saying. it is usually about nonsense...
TO SUM UP: New Jersey has TERRIBLE people, its really ghetto in major cities but has a bunch of fakes in the suburbs, and you will seriously miss out on life. NO JOKE.
* My cousin came here for ONE DAY, met the people, and immediately said she would kill herself if she lived here.
** These are all based on PERSONAL experiences- so maybe North Jersey is a bit different!
Now New Jersey as a PLACE doesnt have much to offer. My parents always say that they think the "quality of life" has decreased greatly since they moved to New Jersey. So yes, New Jerseyians are sort of missing out on life. It is true. a good mall is basically out of state (from where i live..which is the central). On top of that, NOTHING is within walking distance. There is nothing to do in New Jersey, except maybe go to Six Flags in the summer, which is not to mention i think the best in America. Thats all we have honestly.
But this is not what really BUGS me about New Jersey. What really truely BUGS me are the people here. A lot of the people havent been anywhere out of state, which means the only thing theyve seen in their life is the garbage that New Jersey has to offer. On top of that, people are really rude. New Jersey is the most "in da hood" state ever! We got Newark, Camden, Jersey City...ect.
I am currently in High School, so i will give you a few examples of Jersey kids IN SCHOOL.
The people in my school really deserve to have a movie. If i wrote a book about them it would probably be a bestseller. You CANNOT find people like this anywhere else. They are very stupid, rude, and immature. They fight over bottle caps, gum, and curse at teachers. And what do the Jersey teachers do? They dont do anything and say "Oh, thats not very nice of you!"
For the most part they actually ENJOY the nonsense. They find it very entertaining...well who wouldnt?
On top of that they act really weird and thats cuz most of them are REALLY missing out on life. You will hear stupid dumbass comments like "that house is REALLY BLUE!!" and people will talk about it for quite a while.
Lunch periods in Jersey school goes like this:
girl: OH MY GOD do you like kuwala bears?
girl 2: OMG YES!!
they talk about it for the longest time.
Random people in lunchrooms make alot of noise, throw milk on the floor and at people, and scream random shit like "BAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" at random people.
You would think with all the teachers there for "supervision" things would change. Sadly, they havnt. This also represents greatly the politics of New Jersey itself.
This just comes to show the quality of the people that linger in this place. People also have NOOO MANNERS. You'll be walking, and a group of kids who THINK they are ghetto will "accidentally" bump into you becuase they have no presence of space and then instead of saying sorry, they will BURST OUT laughing and continue for 5 minutes. The sadness continues unfortunately...
People dont know how to behave, and are racist as HELL. On a bus there will be one mexican guy, and he will start yelling at the driver for no reason at all. The driver (in this scenario is asian..this is a real experience btw) and he will make ome SMALL driving mistake. So the mexican dude will be screaming "FUCK YOUUU!!! YOU CANT DRIVE!!!! CHING CHANG CHONG go back to china!!!" and will continue on. this is a school bus btw...
The point is people have no respect for one another in New Jersey, and talk REALLY FAST u cant understand a SHIT of what they are saying. it is usually about nonsense...
TO SUM UP: New Jersey has TERRIBLE people, its really ghetto in major cities but has a bunch of fakes in the suburbs, and you will seriously miss out on life. NO JOKE.
* My cousin came here for ONE DAY, met the people, and immediately said she would kill herself if she lived here.
** These are all based on PERSONAL experiences- so maybe North Jersey is a bit different!
New Jersey Conversations
Annoying Jersey Girl: OMG!! the ipod is the GREATEST invention in the world!!!
Outsider whispers to another Outsider: Wow, people here are sooo weird! I hate them!
Annoying Jersey Girl: OH MY GOD IS THAT AN OUTSIDER?? LET ME GO OVER AND CONTAMINATE THEM WITH MY WEIRDNESS!!
Outsiders: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
Annoying Jersey Girl: OMG!! the ipod is the GREATEST invention in the world!!!
Outsider whispers to another Outsider: Wow, people here are sooo weird! I hate them!
Annoying Jersey Girl: OH MY GOD IS THAT AN OUTSIDER?? LET ME GO OVER AND CONTAMINATE THEM WITH MY WEIRDNESS!!
Outsiders: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
by lala dem January 14, 2009
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