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Zombie Jesus

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.
"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"
by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010
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Jesu Marimba !

An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.

{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}
by Pondragon June 17, 2010
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jesus awesome

That pizza was jesus awesome.
by II VeZ II January 11, 2009
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jesus tits

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
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Jesus Chain

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.
"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"
by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006
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Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.
Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.
by PPink February 20, 2009
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jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"
jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?
by LayItonYou March 24, 2007
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