1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.
2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.
2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.
by yardsale May 01, 2014
The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.
by Blaze rinse March 01, 2015
by Ladmanz April 03, 2011
When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”
“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on
by SylviaZz September 26, 2022
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
by Jonabomb January 28, 2008