Muffin Project

A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.
Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.
by Almanaseer February 12, 2008
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Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant
I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin
by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017
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Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.
My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.
by Farmer Garza March 22, 2010
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munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.
WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!
by ElECktRa May 18, 2007
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Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.
Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.
by willi4m June 02, 2011
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giggle muffin

its a muffin that makes u high :D the end
matt what are u eating...oh nothing just a giggle muffin...oh no man ur going to get high
by jfoaljfiajf May 10, 2011
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muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.
Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?
by Rule 2 May 10, 2005
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