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Irish Thief

One who is Irish and tends to wear multiple irish rings at one time. He/she is coined a thief because the rings are placed on random fingers such as thumbs, pinkies, forefingers, and are being worn at the same time (as if this person has just stolen all of these rings).
"Paddy..... you got a lot of rings on today! What's up with that? Do those all even belong to you? You are a regular ole Irish thief!"
by megalyn27 January 21, 2013
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Irish rose

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.
by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008
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Dirty Irish Milkbone

When A Irishman that hasn't bathed in days swirls his finger in his bellybutton, then wipes his finger upon a lip of an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
by McLvn September 11, 2014
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Irish Hand Gernade

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.
the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.
by KevinOD November 3, 2006
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Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.
I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.
by Light1980 October 2, 2009
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irish

1. People from Ireland
2. The most commical and funny and cool accent ever
3. People who were pestered by the English for around 800 years, poor dears..
4. All of them have at least one leprechaun!
5. People who in the olden days usually always had the smell of whiskey on 'em.
" Aye you feckin' irish "
oi, watch ya tongue u irish pric!
by lubei December 28, 2005
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Irish Gentleman

A mythical creature of the likes of Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and unicorns.
Girl: "I just want to meet a nice, Irish gentleman."
Friend: "Well, you won't because there is no such thing."
by BeatGoRaTaTa September 21, 2009
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