A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
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