half a jag

Half drunk

Chandra had half a jag on after dinner

by Art vanvelay September 7, 2019

half chinese half american

One American parent and one Chinese

Look she's half Chinese half american

by Cutekittys October 30, 2019

Half slipped nob

When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob

by Dirty Nob January 11, 2020

Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.

My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.

by pmd February 23, 2020

Half-Popped Popcorn

The true superior form of popcorn, according to Jaiden Animations.

If you've never taken the time to eat the Half-Popped Popcorn at the bottom of the bowl, you're missing out.

by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020