Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand

DEMMI man you hairy biker

by Hairybiker.co.uk June 13, 2018

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight

Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month

by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

Hairy bits

Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.

Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.

by Kaifizzle July 7, 2010

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025