Peter Griffin'd

When you get waterboarded on September 29th.

I got Peter Griffin'd

by Pissguy9 July 4, 2024

Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.

This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

Naasir Griffin

A very simple man that everyone loves. He causes no problems and is a nice man to talk to.

I wish I was Naasir Griffin

by jack jack 420 69 January 25, 2025

Lois Griffin

The mom from Family Guy

"Is that Lois Griffin from Family Guy??"

by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.

The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy

by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026

Brian Griffin

A Brian Griffin is someone who LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEESS their CHOCOOOLAAAAATTTEEEEE but they cant eat it because they'll get FAT but its SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD

Brian Griffin: "ilcbicebtiwgfbisg"

by georgepeen March 3, 2026

Lois Griffin

The best cartoon character to ever exist!!! SHES SOO COOL!!!

Person 1: Is that Lois Griffin from the show Family Guy?

Person 2: YES ISN'T SHE AMAZING!!

by Me donation March 27, 2025