freetarded

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.

John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.

by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010

feet sweep

The act of using one's tarsals and phalanges to direct the flow toward a common point, commonly done in a shower.

After some self enjoyment, the feet sweep must be done to get rid of the evidence.

by Mac Daddy P.H.D. December 29, 2013

hurricane feet

variation on porn feet, marked by chipped nail polish and dirty feet bottoms. Common during hurricane season on the US gulf coast (June - November).

Girl, your porn feet just upgraded to category 2 hurricane feet since Ike hit town.

by stephanephrine October 30, 2008

jungle feet

feet like a primate, making tree climbing easier. Also, feet that are so dirty, they leave streaks on your carpet, tile, shower floor, etc

Jimmy must have jungle feet. He sure dirtied up the shower floor with those things. Oh Jimmy Jungle Feet! Clean your filth.

by Psychodrama July 27, 2012

Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.

That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.

by My357Magnum January 23, 2006

Feet-Acne

Where a mini feet grows out of your face and spreads all through-out your face.

Boy On The Phone: "Dude, I have this type of Acne on my face and the pimples are shaped like feet, its nasty."

Other Boy on the line: "Thats pretty nasty, feet-acne."

by YouFailEpicaly August 6, 2009

Bator Feet

A word used to describe any rancid, disgusting, almost bad cheese-like smell.

"Yo man check out my gaping asshole!"

"Man that is fuckin' Bator Feet!"

by Trickssssss May 11, 2009