Fred

Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.

fred.

by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010

Freddie Mercury

Best singer ever , lead singer of the best rock band ever (Queen)

Freddie Mercury is the best singer to ever live

by Anonymous 02192008 March 15, 2019

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

freddie mercury

the gayest lead singer in rock. Not the best, not the worst, just the gayest.

Boy, freddie mercury was one fruity guy.

by Adrian September 12, 2008

freddy kruger

To give a girl the shocker (two fingers in the vagina and the pinky in the anus) while having long fingernails which cause lacerations and causes the woman to bleed everywhere.

I had to take mary to get stitches after I gave her the freddy kruger

by ostrich bottom July 22, 2009

fredsexual

is not a real thing it’s just you being homophobic

hey did you hear they’re Fredsexual.
oh you mean they’re homophobic

by just say the truth February 5, 2021

freddy prince

To freddy prince a girl is to find a girl who's is not that attractive, but could be. You completely change her image to actually make her hot. Then, strut your work of art at local gathering places.

Yo, that bitch is wack... But I could freddy prince the shit out of her.

by princethatho May 19, 2009