Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Angel food

When you get sexual pleasure from a girl

Dude I got angel food last night

by Harrison@mzink June 10, 2019

horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017

Cubed-Food

A food that is not normally in a cube shape but can take on a cube-like shape when grown under special circumstances. This is something that plenty of people enjoy doing with strawberry and watermelon.

Hey Tod, want to try this thing I found? It’s called a “Cubed-Food”. It’s like a watermelon but in the shape of a cube.

by Mr. Mr. Mr. Cube July 29, 2022

food ruiner

A person who Smothers everything with ketchup or other sauces even when the food was already delicious

Tony told Chelsea she was a food ruiner as she squeezed a bottle of ketchup on her filet mignon.

by The bunny shoe March 16, 2021

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018