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Old Fashioned

The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 22, 2010
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Falashio

He called falashio a "trouser friendly kiss".
by BlueZebra June 5, 2009
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fasheng

dirty paedophile

enjoys being around kids! when there naked
hey, im fasheng

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by the unknown fasheng November 23, 2011
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Fashion Tit

An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.

Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.
"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."
by Joey_Baggad0nuts November 14, 2012
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Philadelphia Flashbang

Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.
by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009
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flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.
Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG
by Schwinder January 4, 2017
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Fash heaux

A hipster chick/male who has embraced their inner hipster and hoes around all name brand and goodwill fashion trends of the season
"My ootd includes a pair of Gucci ankle strap sandals, white trousers from topshop, a Calvin Klien faux fur jacket from burlington coat factory, and a bracelet from this beatdown pawn shop on Blvd. Yeah it was a Fash Heaux day today"
by oreoxo December 26, 2012
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