Finger Date

When a girl doesn't have a guy to have sex with, she has to resort pleasuring herself with her fingers.

"Jimmy stood me up last night, so I had to go on a finger date.

by Trevor McReary January 17, 2009

polluted finger

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.

My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.

by the Nest February 22, 2007

runed finger

when one plays so much runescape that their pointer finger twitches without warning.

friend:"billy, why the hell does your finger keep twitching?"
Billy:"because i have runed finger, I stayed up all night getting my fletching to 69"

by hunter lawing October 22, 2007

Middle Finger

The middle finger was discovered in 1872 by John Middleflingus after an apple fell on his head. Now, it has become a custom for all young gentlemen to show their middle fingers at passing women as it represents their spine: long, straight and with a nail at the top.

The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002.

Steven Hartt offered his middle finger to charity after his doctor told him he couldn't walk anymore.

by Tommy Burrows July 15, 2008

pull finger

(v.) A term, derived from "pull your finger out of your arse", that means to stop wasting time and being useless and to get down to doing whatever serious work, project, or situation you've been avoiding, either because you've been procrasting and are lazy or because you're pretty incompetent.

"John needs to pull finger. He'd better sell some advertising space to meet his quota or he's going to be fired."

by watman April 6, 2006

finger slam

when you jam one or more fingers into the pee hole of a penis. which usually results in urinating blood and inability to procreate.

yo my urethra is ripped in half that bitch didnt cut her nails before she finger slamed me.

by arewhyan October 11, 2007

Linger Finger

What a girl calls it when she runs her finger down a guys arm or chest and lets it linger all the way down

"Bianca used the linger finger on Matt before she left."

by Dj Cupcake and Dj BearClaw October 11, 2009