Reverse bird feeder

An awkward position used by a male person to orally satisfy himself sexually.

A position a man puts himself into, to be able to perform self felatio. A method where by the person backs his legs and back against a wall or other vertical object to enable a rolling of the hips downward to be suspended above ones head. Thus allowing the penis to be dropped into the mouth for felatio self satisfaction. Visually this could resemble a bid feeder used backward, hence the term "Reverse bird feeder".

by Dr. Penedrop March 5, 2011

Pub feed

Australian slang: female who is easy to pick up. Often hangs around bars.

Slim pickings tonight. Lucky that pub feed is here.

by Gut noose August 13, 2020

Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008

Feedis

Gs small unloved penis

I missed the pins by a feedis

by Suckmebum July 9, 2016

feen

A word morons use when they really mean feem, which is usually conjugated as feeming.

Incorrect: I'm feening for a cigarette. Correct: I'm feeming for a cigarette.

by skidoo August 26, 2007

Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).

Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

by BRIAN BERRY!!!!!!! AKA saladfingers... June 29, 2007

feed zoe

Slang, polite way to explain that you need to go defecate.

"You'll have to excuse me; I need to go feed Zoe."

by Scottie M May 22, 2007