National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

Evenson

A boy that cares about his girlfriend and mostly likes to have fun. He gets mad very easily. He is a jealous freak. He likes to fight and his very sexual. The girls he like are always fine asf. His over protective of his girl

My boyfriend is so an evenson he loves me to much

by Niggah please 💦😎😏 April 10, 2015

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

worst band ever

ashlee simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she blows dogs for quarters

by ME August 7, 2004

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

don't even trip

It's all good. Don't worry bout it

Tyvon left you? Don't even trip

by Giddy November 30, 2003