Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is very gay. Like very gay. If his last name starts with a p he is the gayest person in the world.

Woah He looks gay. That must be an Ethan

by Very gay February 3, 2020

Ethan

A fat fuck with no life

Ethan kys

by Fatfucker69 May 3, 2020

ethan

small hairy goblin with a miniscule cock

wow you have an ethan

by Sugmafanny May 25, 2020

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020

ethan arguello

Ethan Arguello is a typical name to a sexy, Hispanic teenage boy who is open to all, especially to women. He is extremely kind-hearted to women he likes and often makes many dirty jokes. His hair is amazing but is often turned into a pile of craziness after exercise. He believes he is God's gift to the world and often dreams of being a professional sports player. He is often a huge jokester but also a little insecure if a joke goes a little too far. Lastly, an Ethan Arguello is all about being a happy boy and will be a manchild when he grows up. When dating an Ethan, you will always have a smile on your face and will never let him go.

Girl: Why does that Ethan Arguello joke around so much? Does he even like me?
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.

Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.

by KWONderful September 19, 2020

Ethan beach

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.

Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

by emobitchwholikesfloors January 9, 2021