Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

dylan

the most beautiful guy you will evry see

girl 1: hey, is that Dylan over there?
girl 2: yup! I call dibbs!!
girl1: aw danget!

by Heavenly10hi October 26, 2016

Dylan

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.

The Dylan is getting on Shian's nerves

by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016

dylan

Guy with an incredibly tiny penis and is totally terrible compared to any bitch ass Russians.

Dylan is a bitch

by dedaefds October 18, 2017

dylan

a fag

dylan is a fag

by yungdaggerthicc October 27, 2017

Dylan

a girl who thinks she's better than anyone else on the entire Universe a.k.a HUGE EGO. And does anything to fit in. Also,a two-faced bitch. Apparently,a Dylan "goes harddd".

I'm so hot! oh man,i just pulled a Dylan.

by igohardddddd October 6, 2009

dylan

Bigger in the belly and/or breast region
Has a massive but short penis as this resembles fail.

1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans!
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.

by Terry Mayo June 24, 2009