pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.

He’s such a surly drunk.

by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019

Drunk Chicken

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol

How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?

by THE OG DRUNK CHICKEN SQUAD! September 20, 2018

Pussy Drunk

When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK

i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk

by Bi penis11 November 23, 2022

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad

Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk

by FlaminPickles July 1, 2009