Drunk-dollar

a term used when describing the amount of drunken-ness and satisfaction realized per dollar spent on alcohol.

Mike says your drunk-dollar goes much further when you drink the hard stuff fast." "Get the most for your drunk-dollar at Log Jam (bar).

by Entropy happens March 18, 2011

pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

Pussy Drunk

When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK

i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk

by Bi penis11 November 23, 2022

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad

Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk

by FlaminPickles July 1, 2009