The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."
Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!
Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"
Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"
by Mr. PissOnIt February 9, 2009
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by pooba August 10, 2006
Get the dirty muskee mug.When you get really drunk and think your getting off but really your just pissing inside a chicks pussy.
John- I'm going to give that bitch a Dirty Drew.
Mike- A Dirty Drew?
John- Yea I'm going to piss up that bitches pussy.
Mike- A Dirty Drew?
John- Yea I'm going to piss up that bitches pussy.
by 0tt0 May 1, 2007
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Dude I totally picked up a girl last night and gave her the dirty marshall she will not walk straight for a week.
by 5 0 finn November 9, 2006
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by Light Joker March 30, 2005
Get the quick-and-dirty mug.pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.
she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.
by Anti January 17, 2005
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