drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

by kapapko February 17, 2010

Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.

Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.

by rosschromatic April 18, 2010

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

drunk money

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.

I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...

by dgdesign February 25, 2011

Drunkafied

Becoming Severely Intoxicated, usually within a short amount of time.

Hey man where were you last night? Sorry bro, I was so Drunkafied after drinking that handle I passed out.

by Storm109 February 24, 2011

depunkt

1. Dysfunctional
2. Messed up

1. My voice is so depunkt after cheering so much last night.
2. Duuuude you were so depunkt last night.

by Psyko1 April 22, 2011