Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip (definitely hot sauce)

Fred: Hey Bethany, wanna do some Sloppy Dallas tonight. I just bought a kid off the dark web

Bethany: Sure, anything for pedophilic husband that steals babies by using a fake name at a daycare

by - Farse - October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Thinkin' about the sloppy dallas is making me HORNY

by babybee:) October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a mouth full of dip.

1."last night this girl was giving me a sloppy dallas"
2."thats fuckin gross"

by the JFK experience October 15, 2020

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

dallas allen

Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.

Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"

by GODLIKEPERONAILTY November 30, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blow-job with a mouth full of dip.

Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an epic Sloppy Dallas at work this morning.

by Randle Henry October 15, 2020

dallas

a “dallas is when you are above the age of 18 and usually have sexual intercourse with 10 years olds and below

“bro i went to my little sister birthday party and totally pulled a dallas”

by dallas’ main opp March 10, 2022