Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.

Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!

by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017

untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

Crushing the Castle

when ones castle is crushed; sex

What are you doin crushing the castle.

I crushed Cassie's castle last night.

by Mickey Pimp March 7, 2012

crush whiplash

when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???

*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*

by cocket July 29, 2014

Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012