Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.

Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!

by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009

funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

by 8not8my8real8name July 23, 2012

Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia April 8, 2016

Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

Crotch nigger

An irritating person like a rash that smells like ass grease

Chandelar is a crotch nigger

by Leecifer#1 April 13, 2021

crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.

In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021