Crotch Berries

slang word for herps or GW

"man i went down on this chick and she had a serious case of crotch berries"

by Crotch Berries November 28, 2014

funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

by 8not8my8real8name July 23, 2012

Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia April 8, 2016

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

Crotch Warrior

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

by Snack Shack March 30, 2010