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throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Crap

You
Ur crap man.
by Geoplanes March 18, 2021
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crap ap

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate
Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!
by Thor Conner February 1, 2010
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Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.
You better leave the Casino before crapping out.
by dictio8 March 8, 2019
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crap-a-lacking

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.
by Vero1982 March 12, 2019
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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