Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Blowjob

A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name

I gave Ben a blowjob, but it wasn't cheating

by Coolkid01020202 November 30, 2018

cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person

I got a cornish blowjob last night mate

by Zork kork March 11, 2024

Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

Blowjob

Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.

Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!

by JesusIsLord🛐 February 21, 2022